Ramblings

LK Advani’s address to the BJP national executive in Mumbai.
What he said: “Prudent politics for the BJP would be to carry along its cadres the Sangh Parivar and its ideology alongwith it.”
What he actually said: “Enough of this governance shit. We should have paid heed to our friends from the RSS, VHP, Bajrang Dal in the first place and indulged in our favourite sport — minority-bashing — during the election campaign. That Modi chap had got the formula right. Now if that old buzzard Vajpayee shuts his trap, we can get back to some good old hate politics.”

Dreamgirl Hema Malini at the same venue.
What she said: “I am just listening to everyone right now.”
What she actually said: “Duh!”